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Hot Dub Wine Machine Legionnaires Hat


When you change the name of your Festival from ‘Hot Dub Wine Machine’ to ‘Wine Machine’ what do you do with the shitty merch that didn’t sell? Well, it’s pretty simple, you put them in the back of a storage garage and forget about them. Until someone digs them up and we all desperately need to make a buck, so here they are! Look, it’s not a bad hat. I’d wear it. While playing Tennis. Aged 8. $5, less for a hundred. Btw, we’re very keen for Lizzie’s front tooth to fall out soon though. That angle is not right.

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