A red ‘Make Festivals Grape Again’ Hat. Yep. Is this the worst piece of Merch we have ever sold? I certainly think so. But my manager thought it was hilarious and got thousands of them made without asking me. Unsurprisingly, we didn’t sell many, but maybe they’ll become cool and ironically funny some day. Maybe I should make them even cheaper. People could use them for firewood or something. I’ve priced these at $5 but are very happy to sharpen my pencil on it if you buy them by the hundred. However, how wonderful is this photo of Maddie?